A Happening

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Mom: Cheyenne there's so many spiders!

Me: Yah?

Mom: I get it you have yours- but look at this one! He's crawling on the door and trying to get into the house!

Me: *Walks up to it* It's just a grass spider. Aww little baby~ Just leave him there, he's fine.

Mom: But- But- Fine! If he gets in the house, it's your fault!

Me: I can literally count ten spiders off the top of my head that I know are in the house. You shouldn't be worries about that one.

Mom: ....

Me: It's Halloween time tiME TO GET SPOOPY MOTHERFUCKER *Kicks shoebox across the room and flops on the couch.*



In short, it's spider season, are there are a shit ton of spiders at my house. My children.
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DapperDeku's avatar
Ahahah! YAS! I save any that my sister wants me to kill, but when they give me itchy love nibbles I realize why they can't share my bed...